It's probably not the first thing I thought of, but when I saw Glen's topic, I thought of 24.
I don't watch the show anymore. I stopped sometime early last season when I realized I just didn't care anymore. I enjoyed the first season, and I think the second is even better, but last year I realized I could be doing so many other, more interesting things with my time. So I stopped watching. But, still, that's what I thought of when I saw the topic: 24 fan fiction.
Specifically, about Kim and that gorram cougar. But I wasn't actually prepared to write that. So I wrote this instead. I doubt it's any better.
Which goes a long way to explaining absolutely nothing, except maybe why "24 hours" got me thinking about fan fiction.
They can't all be diamonds, people.