Sunday, December 28, 2003

Ooh, speaking of Cthulhu: We've recently started a new tradition of using our cuddly Cthulhu to top our Christmas tree. In fact we intend to theme him (yes, I know, that's not really a verb) for each holiday; I'm really looking forward to Easter!

Friday, December 19, 2003

I wonder if Cthulhu tastes like chicken...

Keep an eye out for an upcoming game from Invisible City, Cthu-B-Que: Eat Cthulhu before Cthulhu eats you!

I wish I were kidding.

I think dread Cthulhu prefers Yorkies, actually.

Preferably grilled on toast.

(You know, as a dog lover myself, I realize that joke might have been a bit much. My apologies. I suspect Cthulhu's a cat fancier, anyway.)

Addendum: Anyway, why would Cthulhu eat puppies when he has these?

Well Fred, I want to thank you for the tip. I have two Jack Russell Terriers, and the manual for owners. Training them has been an exercise in futility until now. And I told Shawn our copy of the Necronomicon would be of little practical use. . .

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

As plausible as the real reason.

Thursday, December 11, 2003

I am so sorry, Shawn. It was just too easy...

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

I'm going to expand this when I have a chance again. Also, I know what my next big story attempt is. I'll file today's away, then, until I've done the other...

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

New car!

Monday, December 01, 2003

An E-shaped pie! Ah hahahahahahaha.

Geek joke for Friday.