I wonder if Cthulhu tastes like chicken...

Keep an eye out for an upcoming game from Invisible City, Cthu-B-Que: Eat Cthulhu before Cthulhu eats you!

I wish I were kidding.

I think dread Cthulhu prefers Yorkies, actually.

Preferably grilled on toast.

(You know, as a dog lover myself, I realize that joke might have been a bit much. My apologies. I suspect Cthulhu's a cat fancier, anyway.)

Addendum: Anyway, why would Cthulhu eat puppies when he has these?

As plausible as the real reason.

I'm going to expand this when I have a chance again. Also, I know what my next big story attempt is. I'll file today's away, then, until I've done the other...

An E-shaped pie! Ah hahahahahahaha.

Geek joke for Friday.